The King on his throne, tired from his favorite sports of toilet-flush watching and boob kneading.

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

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brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

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ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

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" I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it. "
by Audrey Hepburn  (via honeysucculents)

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suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

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